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#482 Some things you never get used to.

#479 I hope your vajayjay didn't get an OWEE when I came out.

#478 Thanks for all that fucking awesome advice!! ( O.k. NOW you can wash my mouth out with soap!) Happy Mother's Day.

#477 Wishful thinking.

#476 It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. Happy Mother's Day.

#475 #1 Dad

#474 Happy Father's Day. No bones about it. No ties, either.

#473 Speaking of advice and money, do you have any tips on how to do my income tax evasion? Mom says you are pretty good at it.

#472 Cherished memories.

#470 Season's Greetings. Hope you don't get any unwanted presents.

#469 P.s. I can't always get what I want. But if I try sometimes I find I get what I need.

#462 He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice.