#479 I hope your vajayjay didn't get an OWEE when I came out.

#640 Thanks for all the really great genes.

#478 Thanks for all that fucking awesome advice!! ( O.k. NOW you can wash my mouth out with soap!) Happy Mother's Day.

#477 Wishful thinking.

#476 It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. Happy Mother's Day.

#394 Thanks for all the good advice...Happy Mother's Day! p.s. I really DID get your eyes!

#396 Hope all the ka-ka didn't drive you cukoo...Happy Mother's Day.

#291 Happy Mother's Day to the greatest Mother of them all!