#431 You look like a monkey, and you act like one too.

#130 You go, super girlfriend!

#357 *Side effects may include: Hot flashes, mood swings, memory lapses, insomnia, weight gain, bloating, yeast infections, vaginal dryness, vaginal discharge, fatigue, night sweats, loss of libido, anxiety, dry skin, hair loss, headaches, incontinence, increased facial hair and bitchiness.

#538 How do I love thee?

#535 Love. Always.

#495 You have stolen my heart.

#492 Sending all my love to you.

#491 Be mine.

#489 Good news! We're up 11 from last year.

#488 Hugs + Kisses.

#486 I'm all over you like flies on shit.

#484 Stupid Cupid.