534 (top ten list)
533 Yule love them!
532 Take a walk on the wild side.
531 Another ear gone!
530 Chill. El Chile.
529 Om for the holidays.
528 Deck the halls with boughs of holly, adorned with pansies, and festive splashes...
527 Unbelievable!
526 Later Santa helps Jack off the Snowman... Merry Christmas and spread the joy.
525 No one knows how old Santa Claus is, but some people believe that you can find...
524 Season's Greetings from the kitty. Hope your Christmas tree is pretty...
523 Merry Christmas to you and yours.
522 Happy New Year's Resolutions.
521 Bah! Hum Buggery!!
520 'Tis the Season...
519 Merry Christmas to all...
518 FA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you!
517 Eat. Drink. Be Merry.
516 Warm Wishes.
515 Have a swingin' Holiday!
514 Hope you get everything you deserve this Christmas.
470 Season's Greetings. Hope you don't get any unwanted presents.
469 P.s. I can't always get what I want. But if I try sometimes I find I get what I...
468 P.s. Please bring her one this year, because without a vagina she can't do...
467 Is it hot in here or is just me?
466 'Tis the season...celebrate your way.
465 P.s. Best wishes to everyone inside the North Hole.
464 P.s. When i google Lindsay, Britney and Paris they have no panties. Maybe for...
463 Party On.
462 He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice.
461 Have yourself a Merry little Christmas.
460 Season's Greetings.
459 Whatever. It's not like Frosty brings the presents.
458 P.s. See you next year!
415 Have yourself a Merry little Christmas.
414 Have a wicked Christmas.
413 Merry Christmas to you and up yours.
412 Shiver me timber!
411 Maybe if he was on American Idol...
410 Then all the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the...
409 Merry Christmas. Happy Easter. Whatever.
408 [ ] Merry Christmas [ ] Happy Easter [ ] I can't remember why I got this card.
407 Season's Greetings.
406 Eat, drink, and be merry.
405 And I Hope You have a crappy New Year.
404 Merry Christmas. Happy Easter. Whatever. (Stay real.)
403 Season's Greetings.
402 Happy holiday weight gain!