479 I hope your vajayjay didn't get an OWEE when I came out.
478 Thanks for all that fucking awesome advice!! ( O.k. NOW you can wash my mouth...
477 Wishful thinking.
476 It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. Happy...
396 Hope all the ka-ka didn't drive you cukoo...Happy Mother's Day.
394 Thanks for all the good advice...Happy Mother's Day! p.s. I really DID get...
291 Happy Mother's Day to the greatest Mother of them all!
284 Thanks to you, I'm always prepared. Happy Mother's Day!