256 Don't worry... be happy... it's just another Birthday.
244 Shifts Happen... Happy Birthday.
242 Another year older? You wear it well.
238 Holy Hot Flashes! Another Birthday!
224 Unique you...Happy Birthday to one of a kind.
205 Don't do anything you'll regret on your Birthday. Remember, hindsight is 20/20.
189 Another year older? That's gotta hurt.
187 Happy Birthday to someone who can still turns heads.
167 A really big fire needs a really big hose! (Have A FIVE ALARM Birthday!)
147 Happy Birthday, Sweet Thing!
145 Happy Birthday...you haven't changed a bit.
141 Happy Birthday your Royal Highness!
132 Happy Birthday to you and yours.
131 T'it's your Birthday! Nip! Nip! Hooray!
130 You go, super girlfriend!
107 Hope everything goes your way on your Birthday.
577 Another year up in smoke.
572 Happy Birthday to you... And many more!
508 Iguana wish you a Happy Birthday.
506 It's your Birthday! Come one! Come all!
505 Bottoms up! Hope your Birthday finds you in the pink.
503 Happy Birthday from the other end of the rainbow.
453 Hope your Birthday is asshole free.
451 And you eat like one, too!
448 So much for that new card smell.
446 In honour of your birthday, a mime has been silenced.
442 Happy Birday.
440 And friends don't let friends show so much nasty cameltoe! For the love of God!...
434 Maybe with your birthday money, you could get a hooker.
432 It's a jungle out there. Have a wild Birthday!
426 Have a swell Birthday!
378 Live, and Learn. Happy Birthday!
374 You have NO idea who I am, DO YOU?
372 Happy Birthday Gay Samaritan.
371 ARRGH!
343 Hope your Birthday is full of surprises.
342 *SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE: Blurred vision, insomnia, weight gain,...
337 Here comes your Birthday.
335 Have a BIG ASS Birthday!
331 Happy Birthday to a real mover and shaker.
330 Happy Birthday. Colour your world.
328 Don't blow your birthday wad in one place.
327 Party on, Dude.
326 Turning yourself into a work of art - Priceless
314 Many Happy Returns.
311 It's true. Your Mother really does wear army boots. Happy Birthday.
310 Holy Pontius Pilates! It's Your Birthday!
307 Happy Birthday. Bon Appetit.