148 Happy Birthday to someone who's incredibly well preserved.
140 It's your Birthday and you can cry if you want to. Happy Birthday!
136 It's enough to curl your hair! Happy Birthday.
133 Happy Birthday to you and your twisted pussy.
112 Happy Birthday...you haven't changed a bit.
573 Happy Birthday... and many more.
570 Results may vary. Proceed with caution.
554 Hope, like, yours doesn't.
551 You GO! Happy Birthday!
545 Have a kick-ass Birthday.
543 Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away. Happy Birthday.
540 Happy Birthday, dog lover.
539 Across: 1. Felicitous, joyous Down: 1. The anniversary of the day of one's birth
510 Ebola infected Birthday card.
457 Something is showing, and it isn't your age. Happy Birthday to one of a kind.
456 Happy Birthday. It's a big one!
454 Happy Birthday. Hope you don't get any unwanted gifts.
452 Have a Happy Birthday. (Whatever it takes.)
445 Party on.
444 Happy Birthday, dick head.
437 Something is showing, and it isn't your age. Happy Birthday.
436 Have a brilliant birthday.
435 Careful what you wish for.
433 Happy Birthday. What's Up? Your ass.
429 Years from now, you'll cherish these senior moments.
427 Wake my pretty...it's your Birthday!
422 Compared to a mummy, you look quite new.
370 Use it or loose it!
367 Down, and down and down they go. Where they'll stop nobody knows.
366 Happy Birthday to you, and yours.
365 You have NO idea who I am, DO YOU?
360 Hope your Birthday's a big hit!
357 *Side effects may include: Hot flashes, mood swings, memory lapses, insomnia,...
339 Happy Birthday, O Great and Ancient One!
338 Happy Birthday to the fairest one of all.
336 Happy Birthday. Stay Real.
332 Happy Birthday. They haven't changed a bit.
320 Another Birthday...you wear it well.
319 Happy Birthday to the Greatest Mother Of Them All.
316 Happy Birthday to a perfect 10.
315 Have a REALLY Fabulous Birthday!
290 You're Aging!! You're Aging!!
289 Please excuse my Dyslexia. Happy Birthday.
285 The look on your face when you realize it's also your gift: Priceless.
275 Happy Birthday... it's all down hole from here.
273 Keep your mouth busy with other things. :)
272 It's your Birthday... Celebrate your inner Bitch!
264 You will have most extra ordinary Birthday.