306 BIRTHDAY - CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS
304 Character Schmaracter... Have an extremely Happy Birthday!
303 Happy Birthday to the light of the party.
286 Happy Birthday,eh?
281 Another Birthday... Ouch.
279 Happy Birthday, Happy Camper.
277 Mama Mia! That's a spicy meatball! Happy Birthday!
267 Happy Birthday, you crazy mother...
265 Happy Birthday...save room for some cake!
245 You can never have too much of a good thing. Happy Birthday.
241 Oops. Sorry I missed your Birthday.
236 I dropped everything when I heard it was your Birthday.
235 It's your Birthday... indulge.
229 It's your Birthday... Praise the Lord! (And pass the brew and biscuits!)
204 Your Birthday tongue twister: say "Toothpick-tit-lifters." Five times.
198 Hi Ho. Happy Birthday.
192 Camp it up on your Birthday.
178 Here's to a world with less laundry! Happy Birthday.
172 Happy Birthday. Best in Show.
162 Happy Birthday, cheeky monkey!
122 Happy Birthday! Let the good times roll!
113 Happy Birthday. That's one crazy-ass pussy you've got there!
312 Happy Birthday. Let's do lunch.
309 Have a Squeaky Clean Birthday.
271 Happy Birthday, Best in Show.
270 Happy Birthday... What's Up?
268 Sorry I missed your Birthday.
261 STIMULATE... Happy Birthday, Sourpuss.
507 Why else would you keep fucking leprechauns?
504 Happy Birthday to someone who wasn't born yesterday.
502 Happy Birthday 'chew' you.
449 You smell good.
439 Happy Birthday. (Express yourself...)
438 But mostly everyone loves that all the cruel things people say about you don't...
430 Happy Birthday. Everyone's going to miss you when you're gone.
424 Hope your Birthday doesn't blow.
423 America has voted...Happy Birthday, Superstar!
418 Happy Birthday...Let the good times roll...
416 It's your Birthday...(Do it your way.)
397 Another Birthday? Things could be worse.
390 At your age, the only person who fingers your ass anymore is your proctologist....
388 Things go pearshaped. Happy Birthday.
382 And then after I ate it, I had a really a REALLY BIG POO.
380 Happy Birthday to a real work of art.
376 Hope your birthday doesn't blow.
375 It's your Birthday! Bend over and take it like a real man!
373 HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my SHE-HERO.
369 Hot Dog! It's your Birthday!