579 Happy Birthday to you. You belong in a zoo.
578 Happy Birthday. Hope all's well in Munchkinland.
576 Hope you have a ball on your Birthday!
575 Happy Birthday. Here's looking at you.
574 Happy Birthday to a real work of art.
569 No! Wait! The OTHER thing. Horribly, horribly REPUGNANT! (Happy Birthday).
568 Happy Birthday. Let's do lunch.
567 42. Have a REALLY Happy Birthday.
566 When you gotta go, you gotta go. ¡Feliz Cumpleaños!
565 Hope your Birthday's not a total disaster.
564 Just thou waiteth for the 'Golden Ages.'
563 Happy Birthday to someone who seems to get hotter every year.
562 Happy Birthday! Pass it on!
561 Have a really wicked Birthday.
560 Pig out on your Birthday
559 Cheers. Happy Birthday... and many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many,...
558 Hope your Birthday doesn't Suck. Or Blow. Or Bite.
557 Toto! I have a feeling we're not in KEN'S ASS anymore!
556 Because you're going to want something to play with on your Birthday.
555 Happy Birthday, to the light of the party.
553 Best wishes for a REALLY great year, and many more to come.
550 Follow the bouncing balls: Happy Birthday to you, and the wee fellas too...
549 You don't look a day over whatever your age is, minus 15 years.
548 Happy Birthday. Hope you live to be a ripe old age.
547 Birthdays...not so bad, really.
546 Hair today, gone tomorrow. Happy Birthday.
541 Happy Birthday. Now, roll over and play dead.
536 Every day above ground is a good day. Happy Birthday. (Hurrah! Hurrah!)
513 This little piggy had none.
512 Happy Birthday to you and yours. Today, it really IS about you!
511 Happy Birthday. Make a wish and blow.
480 Happy Birdvajayjay Day to you.
471 You only get better wth time. Happy Birthday!
455 Because you can.
450 Hot.
447 Thank goodness that nasty old Bush is gone!
443 Words cannot even begin to describe you. (Happy Birthday.)
441 Is it hot in here? Or is it you?
431 You look like a monkey, and you act like one too.
421 When you gotta go, you gotta go. Happy Birthday, Potty Animal.
420 Hot Dog! It's your Birthday!
333 Happy Birthday to a real mover and shaker.
308 Have a fabulous birthday!
288 Have a Wicked Birthday.
269 Sincerest condolences on the loss of your youth.
235 It's your Birthday... indulge.
203 Another birthday...don't sweat it.
191 Another year older? You wear it well.