503 Happy Birthday from the other end of the rainbow.
502 Happy Birthday 'chew' you.
480 Happy Birdvajayjay Day to you.
471 You only get better wth time. Happy Birthday!
457 Something is showing, and it isn't your age. Happy Birthday to one of a kind.
456 Happy Birthday. It's a big one!
455 Because you can.
454 Happy Birthday. Hope you don't get any unwanted gifts.
453 Hope your Birthday is asshole free.
452 Have a Happy Birthday. (Whatever it takes.)
451 And you eat like one, too!
450 Hot.
449 You smell good.
448 So much for that new card smell.
447 Thank goodness that nasty old Bush is gone!
446 In honour of your birthday, a mime has been silenced.
445 Party on.
444 Happy Birthday, dick head.
443 Words cannot even begin to describe you. (Happy Birthday.)
442 Happy Birday.
441 Is it hot in here? Or is it you?
440 And friends don't let friends show so much nasty cameltoe! For the love of God!...
439 Happy Birthday. (Express yourself...)
438 But mostly everyone loves that all the cruel things people say about you don't...