Michael is a Sagittarian who is irresponsible, careless, unrealistic and most of all - blindly optimistic. He likes duct tape, five star hotels, and being rude to telephone sales people. His motto is 'buy now, buy more later.'

Regan is a Taurean, which means he's argumentative, opinionated, self-centered and more than just a little materialistic. He enjoys short walks to the mall, fine dining and anything shiny. He is very clever with his feet.